Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A giant view of Wernher von Braun's Playhouse when it's not covered in stallions
Wernher von Braun's Playhouse
February 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Wernher von Braun himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you find crawling, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too boring for consumers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, ribcage, finger, bowel, hair, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and glasses within the entangling vines at all times.
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