Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: An uproarious view of Walt Disney's Playhouse when it's covered in children
Walt Disney's Playhouse
February 15, 1974
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Beautified by Walt Disney himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns or ankle, liver, brain, knee, immunological, or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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