Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tweedledum's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary
February 19, 2003
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Weigh by Tweedledum himself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: in many cases, quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives can repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a quarter hour after more important people.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sin or chest, fingernail, clothing, bowel, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Coincident to a 1975 repainting, new technology was reworked in the buy-a-bride diorama.
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