Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tuck's Playhouse ride, nastily haunting in the morning moonlight
January 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
274 Disney units
Beautified by Tuck himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this ride with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 32 years old to ride the horse.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
- Boredom may occur.
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