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The Timon's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
August 23, 1967
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Decorated by Timon himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or shoulder, skin, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- If you studiously film the attraction's exterior mural, you may catch a glimpse of the octagonal model.
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