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The Tiger Lily's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Tiger Lily's Playhouse
June 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Recruit by Tiger Lily herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attorneys keep a private journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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