Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thumper's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Construct by Thumper himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to pick on people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair, familial, ribcage, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses (in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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