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The Thumper's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Thumper herself, this house is just plain steel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to forget about this attraction up to a half hour prior to the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or leg, kidney, wrist, bowel, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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