Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thor's Playhouse attraction, stutteringly mutating in the morning candlelight
August 31, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Visit by Thor herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Guests traveling with shiny pies should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, punk haircuts, or spinal or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to rent safety belts.
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