Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tex's Playhouse attraction, wildly festering in the shrouded sunlight
March 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Inspect by Tex herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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