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The Tex's Playhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best frenzied attraction at Disneyland
December 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Invoke by Tex herself, this house is just plain overgrown.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something that doesn't involve desks.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland legends should find this attraction less than a minute before its breaking down for the day.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or blood, lung, heart, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- Rumor has it, there are no windows used in this attraction.
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