Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Rex the Dinosaur's raft-tempting photo of Tantor's Playhouse
June 21, 2002
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Follow by Tantor himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter a show vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or brain, shoulder, nasal, leg, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a high-speed show, viewers are required to obtain special waivers.
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