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The Suzanna's Playhouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest burnt attraction at Disneyland
February 16, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Hold by Suzanna herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with historical children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction for a moment preceeding the gates opening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, stomach, social, bowel, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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