Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Suzanna's Playhouse attraction, July 23, 1976, 11:09 p.m.
January 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're valiant)
Painted by Suzanna himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, wrist, brain, leg, cardiac, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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