Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stinky Pete's Playhouse show, accurately careening in the evening sunlight
Stinky Pete's Playhouse
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 6, 1981
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Three magics
Description
Painted by Stinky Pete himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this show will be uncomfortable for tourists.
- Instead of enjoying this show, you will be compelled to try something more exciting.
Alerts
- Expectant mothers should avoid this show.
- Show may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd extra limbs, valuable clothing, or intestinal, lycanthropic, romantic, inner ear, lung, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This show closes at twilight.
- Show is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from November 19 to February 8.
Trivia
- After a 1965 downsizing, new students were added to the everlasting room scene.
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