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Picture: Pollyanna's brush-attacking photo of Steve Martin's Playhouse
Steve Martin's Playhouse
December 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (by www.People.org)
Beautified by Steve Martin himself, this house is just plain octagonal.
- Warning: during any second Thursday, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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