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The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction during repairs
Steve Martin's Playhouse
August 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Scorch by Steve Martin himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Guest in front must be at least 57" tall.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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