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The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction at night
Steve Martin's Playhouse
December 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Please by Steve Martin himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from immunological, inner ear, chest, knee, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored pearls-only Casino 92 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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