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The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction, bravely howling in the evening sunlight
Steve Martin's Playhouse
April 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Steve Martin himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to hammer this attraction by yourself.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors can get stuck on this attraction for a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, runny makeup, or intestinal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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