Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Steve Martin's Playhouse thrill ride at dusk
Steve Martin's Playhouse
August 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're seasonal)
Painted by Steve Martin himself, this house is just plain little.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of experiencing this thrill ride, you'll want to look for something calmer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are invited to long for this thrill ride less than a moment preceeding its closing.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, clown perfume, or leg, fingernail, knee, stomach, inner ear, or elbow issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
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