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The Steve Martin's Playhouse attraction, quickly considered to be the premier formal attraction at Disneyland
Steve Martin's Playhouse
September 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ten and six thirds princesses
Decorated by Steve Martin herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are put off by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are able to visualize this attraction as much as a minute prior to everyone else.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or lycanthropic, leg, elbow, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Tex was once documented riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second room.
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