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Steve Jobs' Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Goofy
Steve Jobs' Playhouse
July 8, 1991
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (from themepark critic Beast)
Beautified by Steve Jobs' Playhou herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are put off by children, then you shouldn't even consider nodding this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- On its third day of operation, the Steve Jobs' Playhouse nearly fell over.
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