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The Squanto's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
December 5, 1956
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Beautified by Squanto himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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