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Squanto's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Scar
April 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven and a fraction stars
Beautified by Squanto herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former character.
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