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Above: A talented view of Squanto's Playhouse when it's not bathed in objects
February 26, 1963
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Painted by Squanto herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers may avoid this dark ride.
- Because this is a typical dark ride, participants are required to buy pirate specticles.
- The letters in "Squanto's Playhouse" can be scrambled to spell "A'lsypoehtsuuo Anqs."
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