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A legendary view of Smee's Playhouse when it's not shrounded in rangers
October 23, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Smee himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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