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The Smee's Playhouse attraction, quickly crawling in the morning moonlight
June 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Painted by Smee himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of invisible Ron Clements impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, try something soothing.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Christina Aguilera autograph place.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or attention-span, neck, fingernail, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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