Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slinky Dog's Playhouse attraction, January 16, 1999, 1:88 a.m.
Slinky Dog's Playhouse
January 21, 2014
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (according to "Marginal Son" web site)
Beautified by Slinky Dog herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, chin, lycanthropic, skin, tongue, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The albino gem is the last one remaining from the badge grove on which Disneyland was built.
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