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The Slinky Dog's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Slinky Dog's Playhouse
July 9, 2016
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Beautified by Slinky Dog himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skin, romantic, shoulder, ribcage, inner ear, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic illusions that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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