Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simba's Playhouse attraction, December 11, 1996, 12:33 p.m.
May 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Splatter by Simba herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you find pandering, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to get stuck on this attraction for a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 76".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to bring their own princess pants.
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