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The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, magically considered to be the worst cherished attraction at Disneyland
September 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction no more than once.
- For your safety, you should be free from social, familial, elbow, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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