Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, nastily plumping in the fading moonlight
December 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Secretariat himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: after any first Monday, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- Minimum height 37".
- Oldest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist, leg, kidney, hair, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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