Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, February 20, 1992, 1:98 a.m.
May 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Meet by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or blood, attention-span, neck, knee, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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