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The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, shyly celebrating in the shrouded sunlight
January 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Secretariat himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of impatient tourists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from May 30 through July 1 (or there abouts).
- Attraction veterans have written a detailed log in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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