Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best full attraction at Disneyland
August 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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