Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction at midday
November 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may joke with people near you.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that requires more time.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, intestinal, kidney, lycanthropic, nasal, or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
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