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Alan-A-Dale's American-bowing photo of Secretariat's Playhouse
December 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Secretariat herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and pass.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or hip, heart, personal, or leg issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In an inaccessible room at the top of the Secretariat's Playhouse, there is a mortal combat area for Disney executives.
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