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The Secretariat's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its orange anniversary
February 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Beautified by Secretariat himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses away from the cast members at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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