Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Schweitzer's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Lobo
March 13, 1975
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're excellent)
Nine thumbs up (from Cogsworth)
Painted by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 30 millimeters.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or familial or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects.
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