Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction, trickily considered to be the premier reasonable attraction at Disneyland
July 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Fight by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Be sure to maintain your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
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