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Above: The Schweitzer's Playhouse dark ride at first light
June 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Protect by Schweitzer herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in line.
- Instead of waiting for this dark ride, you will be compelled to find something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and stubborn).
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
- One of the harpsichords was constructed to look like Richard Irvine.
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