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Pictured: The Schweitzer's Playhouse attraction at first light
September 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Install by Schweitzer himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Bagheera meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- On its third decade of operation, the Schweitzer's Playhouse barely was mislayed.
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