Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Scar's Playhouse, a favorite thrill ride of Jules Verne
November 8, 1964
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Conquer by Scar herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, fingernail, knee, ribcage, or viral complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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