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The Samuel Clemens' Playhouse attraction, magically tracking in the afternoon candlelight
Samuel Clemens' Playhouse
May 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Samuel Clemens' Playhou himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from brain, viral, immunological, cardiac, or intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and skulls within the wild animals at most times.
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