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Above: The Samuel Clemens' Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
Samuel Clemens' Playhouse
November 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're iron)
Decorated by Samuel Clemens' Playhou himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or brain or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- The archaeologist was voiced by Luigi.
- Be sure to look for a good Mickey when you look down in the secondary queue.
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