Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rudyard Kipling's Playhouse attraction during construction
Rudyard Kipling's Playhouse
August 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction teacups
Decorated by Rudyard Kipling himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something softer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Maximum height 48".
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
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