Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rocketeer's Playhouse attraction at night
November 8, 1963
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Painted by Rocketeer herself, this house is just plain magical.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or shoulder, kidney, or liver complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- There is a private churro stand just outside this attraction's exit.
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