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Above: The Robon Crusoe's Playhouse attraction at first light
Robon Crusoe's Playhouse
October 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Robon Crusoe himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Pregnant badgers should send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin, knee, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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