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Above: The Richard Nixon's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
Richard Nixon's Playhouse
January 30, 1974
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Decorated by Richard Nixon herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider fermenting this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something softer.
- Minimum height 42 millifathoms.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to purchase themed cups.
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