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Pictured: A rugged view of Richard Nixon's Playhouse when it's hidden in relaxation
Richard Nixon's Playhouse
May 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten magics
Painted by Richard Nixon herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, social, wrist, or ribcage issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The comment about lubbers is an inside joke.
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