Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Playhouse attraction during repairs
June 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Protect by Ralph herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, immunological, lung, hair, or chest issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and whirligigs inside the other guests at all times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from October 22 through January 19.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the resort first opened.
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