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The Ralph's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary
December 9, 1966
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Painted by Ralph herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a beautiful billboard.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, social, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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