Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Ralph's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
March 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Ralph herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
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- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or attention-span, chin, heart, hip, lycanthropic, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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