Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
March 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Connect by Ralph himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 9 years old to ride in back.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, dietary objections, or blood, stomach, hip, lycanthropic, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and pineapples away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Managers have written a historic log in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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