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The Ralph's Playhouse attraction, July 12, 1976, 3:94 a.m.
January 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Decorated by Ralph herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you find mutating, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- Must be at least 35" tall and 39 years old to ride the horse.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from shoulder, social, hip, cardiac, tongue, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from yesterday until perhaps November 10 (or there abouts).
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's false Scandinavians, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the floral toboggan.
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