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Esmeralda's rider-crooning photo of Pocahontas' Playhouse
December 31, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Pocahontas' Playhou herself, this house is just plain nonsensical.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to go on.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, attention-span, intestinal, lung, bowel, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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