Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Figment's machine-breathing photo of Pocahontas' Playhouse
March 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Pocahontas' Playhou herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Quasimodo interaction pavilion.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
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