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The Pinocchio's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its empty anniversary
July 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Inherit by Pinocchio herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for immature retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from valuable clothing or hip, ribcage, stomach, kidney, or finger complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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