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Above: A seamless view of Paul Pressler's Playhouse when it's not bathed in children
Paul Pressler's Playhouse
December 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Decorated by Paul Pressler herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant men won't want to run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, felony convictions, or brain, wrist, elbow, ankle, intestinal, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from January 18 through February 18.
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