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Above: The Paul Pressler's Playhouse attraction at park opening
Paul Pressler's Playhouse
August 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
At least ten rainbows
Beautified by Paul Pressler herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve fools.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Cast members have written a detailed log in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
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