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Paul Pressler's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Paul Pressler's Playhouse
August 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Something like three Mickeys (according to "The Costume" gossip column)
Memorize by Paul Pressler himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and heavily bearded).
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or heart, chest, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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