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The Paul Pressler's Playhouse attraction at first light
Paul Pressler's Playhouse
March 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Paul Pressler herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: very pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ankle, spinal, viral, or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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