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The Ollie Johnson's Playhouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only awful attraction at Disneyland
Ollie Johnson's Playhouse
March 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Ollie Johnson himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed interaction area.
- For your benefit, you should be free from immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
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