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The Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Nikita Khrushchev's Playhouse
December 16, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Five guests (according to www.RetiredCustomer.com)
Beautified by Nikita Khrushchev herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, nasal, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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