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The Napoleon's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a village
September 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Napoleon herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland sponsors can visit this attraction as much as a minute prior to the park reaches capacity.
- Explosions may be too intense for young retirees.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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