Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mushu's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
May 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Mushu himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to wear precision pants.
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