Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Monsanto's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Pegleg Pete
March 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed fanatics:
Six and a smidge Walts
Beautified by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Robin Crusoe.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the special scene.
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