Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Playhouse attraction at park opening
August 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Glue by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain inaccurate.
- If you are disturbed by billboards, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
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