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Below: The Monsanto's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Monsanto's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1973
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Designed for: Time-wasting fathers
Description
Beautified by Monsanto himself, this house is just plain weird.
Touring Advice
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 112.
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