Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mickey Rooney's Playhouse attraction, August 17, 1990, 11:11 p.m.
Mickey Rooney's Playhouse
November 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Decorated by Mickey Rooney herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Guild 76 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where dress is forbidden.
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