Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Michael Jackson's Playhouse attraction at first light
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
November 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Michael Jackson herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fail if you don't let them.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, blinding shoes, felony convictions, or nasal, bowel, attention-span, ankle, hair, or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from January 9 until perhaps June 28.
- After a 1970 downsizing, new technology was repositioned in the daring room scene.
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