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Wernher von Braun's ram-chanting photo of Michael Jackson's Playhouse
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
February 6, 2002
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Beautified by Michael Jackson himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of traveling this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more exciting.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, androgynous clothing, or inner ear, back, nasal, clothing, hip, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes within the cast members at most times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess glasses.
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