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A bloody view of Michael Jackson's Playhouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Michael Jackson's Playhouse
November 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Scold by Michael Jackson herself, this house is just plain climatic.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 40".
- Maximum width 41".
- Attraction may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and shoes (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
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