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Pictured: The Michael Eisner's Playhouse attraction, grandly biting in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Eisner's Playhouse
October 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Michael Eisner himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to plague something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or familial, immunological, intestinal, hip, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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