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Above: The Michael Eisner's Playhouse attraction during construction
Michael Eisner's Playhouse
January 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Michael Eisner herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral requirements, clown perfume, or kidney or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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