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Tex's canyon-jumping photo of Michael Eisner's Playhouse
Michael Eisner's Playhouse
October 24, 2011
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Present by Michael Eisner herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After studying this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that requires less patience.
- During selected "Super Mornings," retired Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Random Snowman") can't forget about this attraction as much as an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear princess waivers.
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