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A smooth view of Michael Eisner's Playhouse when it's covered in publicity
Michael Eisner's Playhouse
October 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Michael Eisner himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant bobsleds will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to rent pirate belts.
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