Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Playhouse thrill ride, March 25, 1987, 5:48 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Playhouse
December 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Merlin Jones' Playhou himself, this house is just plain broken.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this thrill ride, it's recommended that you find something softer.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
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