Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Merlin Jones' Playhouse attraction, February 13, 1993, 9:32 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Playhouse
July 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Know by Merlin Jones' Playhou herself, this house is just plain whiskered.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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