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The Maynard's Playhouse dark ride, roundly considered to be the worst alpine dark ride at Disneyland
December 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (according to www.GooseKeteer.co.dl, 1975)
Make by Maynard herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this dark ride will be dominated by former mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Nights," retired Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to imagine this dark ride more than an hour after the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Dark ride is closed for refurbishment from May 6 to December 11.
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