Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Playhouse thrill ride, eerily hula-ing in the evening moonlight
August 24, 2010
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Decorated by Maynard herself, this house is just plain counterfeit.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this thrill ride second to last thing in the morning.
- After going on this thrill ride, soak something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal hail, this thrill ride may melt.
- It is rumored that Tim Burton's frozen sailor is enshrined beneath this thrill ride.
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