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A portentous view of Maynard's Playhouse when it's shrounded in tarps

Above: A portentous view of Maynard's Playhouse when it's shrounded in tarps

Maynard's Playhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1981
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing girls

Description

Beautified by Maynard herself, this house is just plain weird.

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