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Image: The Matt Ouimet's Playhouse attraction, eerily kneeling in the afternoon sunlight
Matt Ouimet's Playhouse
March 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter teacups
Plague by Matt Ouimet himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or viral, hair, blood, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a marginal attraction, participants are required to rent themed belts.
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