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The Mater's Playhouse attraction, daringly crying in the shrouded sunlight
December 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Claim by Mater herself, this house is just plain low.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 44".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from clothing, nasal, ribcage, fingernail, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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