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The Marty Sklar's Playhouse attraction, universally considered to be the worst long attraction at Disneyland
Marty Sklar's Playhouse
May 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Marty Sklar himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
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