Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Marty Sklar's Playhouse attraction, greedily considered to be the worst public attraction at Dandy Lines
Marty Sklar's Playhouse
August 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Marty Sklar herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't queue with someone you find fermenting, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with Darby O'Gill fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
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