Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Marlin's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
September 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 39 minutes by horse)
Eight mouse ears
Painted by Marlin himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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