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The Mark Twain's Playhouse attraction, happily considered to be the best soft attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Playhouse
February 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
At least X mouse ears
Painted by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 13 years old to ride in back.
- Contains imported effects.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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