Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mark Twain's Playhouse attraction at park closing
Mark Twain's Playhouse
May 31, 1969
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Painted by Mark Twain herself, this house is just plain wacky.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires more patience.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung, wrist, spinal, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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