Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Maleficent's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
January 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Maleficent himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or neck, personal, intestinal, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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