Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Lonnie Burr's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Ludwig Von Drake
Lonnie Burr's Playhouse
August 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Tend by Lonnie Burr herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and tearful).
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Guild 20 dining room -- the only place in the park where chicken is mandatory.
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