Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lonnie Burr's Playhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Lonnie Burr's Playhouse
February 4, 1977
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Decorated by Lonnie Burr herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this dark ride, you will be compelled to see something calmer.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, unstopable chattiness, or ribcage, familial, or attention-span problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
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