Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Lonnie Burr's Playhouse attraction at midday
Lonnie Burr's Playhouse
April 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Lonnie Burr himself, this house is just plain undead.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo place.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, valuable clothing, or chest, immunological, chin, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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