Massive Peteland Attraction Database
Image: The Lobo's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
December 1, 1956
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Beautified by Lobo herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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