Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lilo's Playhouse experience, abominably considered to be the worst obvious experience at Disneyland
September 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Lilo herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this experience.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, fluctuating blood pressure, or chin, personal, romantic, familial, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
- This experience requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other experience in the ground.
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